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Zombie Apocalypse? Fetch has you covered

Zombie Apocalypse? Fetch has you covered

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Zombie Survival Guide

“So what, you were a prepper, or somethin’?”


-The Last of Us. 

We’ve all thought about it: what’s the first thing you’ll do if and when a zombie apocalypse hits our shores? 

Luckily, Fetch users don’t have to think too hard about making a shopping list of what to keep stashed in the basement when the first wave of brain-eating badgers descends upon America’s cities. This handy guide of Fetch-friendly brands to keep on-hand for when things get out of hand will have you prepared to wait out even the hungriest undead-zombie-koalas satan has to offer. 

Grow a better future

When it comes to doomsday prepping, I’m in it for the long haul. What’s the point of hunkering down in a basement or attic if you don’t expect there to be a while? 

That’s why the first thing I’m gonna do when the end is nigh is plant a big garden. Seed kits from Back to the Roots are perfect to ensure you have a never-ending supply of veggies, making you a popular person when times get apocalyptic. 

And, if you’re alone while all this goes down, you can talk to your plants, too! 

Water is life

What do you and your plants need first and foremost? Since we don’t have sunlight on the app (yet), you better stock up on water. You could have the bestest bunker in town, but it’d mean bupkes if you didn’t have enough water to last out the horde. 

You’ll earn points back in a snap when you buy bottled Aquafina or LIFEWTR from your favorite stores. And if you want a little bit of variety when you’re waiting out the storm you’ll earn on flavored beverages like Bubly sparkling water, GATORADE, Propel, and just about all PepsiCo brands! 


Listen, we were all thinking it: you’re gonna want a nip of the hard stuff when the going gets rough. Luckily, there’s lots of alcohol brands on the app to keep things a little more interesting while you’re in zombie lockdown mode. 

Thankfully, you’ll get points back on enough beer brands to make frat stars everywhere jealous. 

You’ll earn on iconic beer brands like Miller Lite, Coors Light, Miller High Life, and Hamm’s. If you’re more inclined to bubbles, you can check out hard seltzer brands on the app such as Topo Chico, Vizzy, or Henry’s Hard Soda.

Feel like you need something a little harder? You are seen. 

There’s tons of spirits on Fetch to keep your spirits high. Absolut vodka, Jameson Irish Whiskey, Seagram’s gin, and Avion Tequila are just the beginning of party-starters for the end-times you’ll find on the app. 

Baby on board

If you have the pleasure of bringing up a child during the end of the world, we’ve got something to make life a little easier. 

Stock up on diapers, baby food and baby care products to keep the little one happy and oblivious to the chaos that surrounds it. 

Choose diapers from Huggies, Pull-Ups and Goodnites on Fetch, while taking points on baby food from Beech-Nut and baby care products from Vivvi & Bloom.

Something sweet 

You’ll never know when a sweet tooth will strike after a long day of evading zombies, so why not  lean into the Halloween-everydayness of the situation and stockpile pallets of candy. You’ll get a heap of points when you buy favorites like SNICKERS, M&M’s TWIX, SKITTLES, STARBURST & DOVE Chocolate. 

Sustained Sustenance

And obviously you can’t just live off of booze and chocolate while you wait for the world to plug itself back in. Shelf-stable items like Progresso soups & Barilla pastas, along with cereals like Cheerios, Lucky Charms, Trix & Cocoa Puffs are just what you need to keep from turning into a brain-eater like everyone else on the planet. 

Zombie Survival Guide

We were all thinking about it

Finally… the most important thing of all. 

Make sure you NEVER run out and buy up all the toilet paper from Scott, Viva, or Cottonelle that you can. Hurry, while there’s still time!